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London Lap Dancing is getting out of hand?
One street in London's Hackney area has over 5 lap dancing establishments in a 1 mile stretch. Damn - I used to be a regular too :(
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Wanking is good for you!
According to research, having a regular tug of war with cyclops is good for you and helps to prevent getting prostate cancer. So get choking the chicken (but not at work). Sorry ladies, paddling the pink canoe just feels good.
